AISubs v3.7
(TO BE CONTINUED)
Shoo, shoo, shoo...
Banzai Kombi
Black mayonnaise...
Tattoos...
In high school...
There was a game called rugby...
It was a game of rugby in which players had to score in a distorted shape...
It looks like we're playing a Kombi...
We're playing Kombi!
It's not like that in our family.
Monaco Monacoes are formed.
Monaco Monacoes...
It's black mayonnaise.
Monaco Monacoes...
Monacoes are no good?
Where are you drawing a line?
Penny Chachana...
Chachana Penny Chachars are formed.
Black mayonnaise...
Pecha Pecha Pechars...
Where are you filling it?
I filled it with a stickiness of bread.
If you push someone, you will defeat the high-sass-ters.
Shall we call him out?
Please come in.
Mr. Civil Ability.
It's not Civil Ability.
It's not such a young fighter.
Say it again.
What did you say?
Say it.
First of all, who are you?
What?
I'm Kuroyanagi Arumiko.
Why did you change your material?
I'm Shiroyanagi...
Shonko.
Shonko doesn't have a butt anymore.
I lost my onions.
You lost your onions because of your hairstyle like onions.
Those are onions.
I'm Midoriyanagi...
Shinkoku... Shinkokyuko.
You changed it too much, Kuroyanagi Tetsuko.
Kuroyanagi Tetsuko...
Gunzuiroyama...
I'm Oshiokko.
That's enough.
Red demon...
I'm scared.
Why do you like that part?
Wait a minute.
Civil Ability?
That's enough.
This...
You said it first.
I'm Yamada.
Of course you say that at the end.
You said you like it so much and changed it.
At the end you say you're Yamada.
You only say your name.
I want you to write it as a format for the TV station.
Yes.
It's different from the first voice.
What?
It's different.
What is it?
You're Kuroyanagi Tetsuko, right?
I'm Kuroyanagi Tetsuko.
Isn't it a voice coming out of your nose?
Kuroyanagi Tetsuko...
Isn't it the same?
Kuroyanagi Tetsuko...
Isn't it the same?
Do you watch it?
I don't watch it.
Don't watch it.
Don't watch it in real life.
It's bad manners.
Stop it.
Stop it!
It's the worst.
Now, let's welcome our guest...
I'm Ryuichi Kasugi. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Let me practice. I've never been in the main family.
I'm the only one.
Well, I'd like you to practice here.
Once I come out of this, I don't think I'll ever be in the main family again.
Because I've joined this.
I've been doing a lot of things for a long time.
I've been doing a lot of things.
From "Can I laugh?"
That's all we've done yet.
It's over now.
I've joined this organization completely.
Well, Tetsuko is old, too.
You're saying the worst thing.
I'm old. You haven't made me feel it for a long time.
Someday...
Someday, you know...
Someday...
That's it.
That's what it is.
That's it.
Who's doing it?
An-chan, you know?
An-chan!
An-chan, you know?
An-chan...
That's it!
The song is expensive in Asakusa-ki, isn't it?
Right?
That's it, I'm sure of it.
I don't know why you're doing it.
You're just an old man in a one-piece with an onion on his head.
It's "kobu", isn't it?
Homemade "kobu"?
Homemade...
Homemade "kobu"?
Homemade "kobu"...
If you have a format,
you can do it once.
Take it out properly, Tetsuko-san.
With a simple question like that.
Well...
Earlier, you know...
I asked you, but...
You can't say that!
Earlier, I asked you, but...
You can't say that!
Two hours ago...
Did you poop?
Don't say that!
I want to confirm it!
The anus...
I want...
to confirm it!
Have you seen it?
Confirming the anus...
You haven't, have you?
You can't say that!
Ryu-nyan!
Why do you suddenly call me by the way I was called by Motokano?
My wife calls me "Poko-nyan"!
Why do you want to see the real information all of a sudden?
I want to see my wife's face!
And it's not about you and your wife.
It's about Motokano a long time ago.
Don't say weird things. It will be remembered later in English.
Why do you call me "Poko-nyan"?
It's about Motokano, a long-time girlfriend of yours.
You don't know your current partner, do you?
Actually, I'm on the phone with Poko-nyan.
You can't say that!
It's like a rose-colored life.
Ryu-nyan!
It's been a while!
Ryu-nyan!
Oh, hello.
It's been a while, Poko-nyan!
Oh, it's been a while.
I didn't say it myself, but I'm saying it myself now.
It's been a while. It's been a really long time.
How many years has it been?
It's been about 20 years since I joined Yoshimoto.
What are you doing now?
It's like the Osaka period!
You bastard!
Don't mess with me!
You joined together with your wife, didn't you?
I like you!
I thought you might still like me.
It's like the Dokushin period!
It's terrible!
Oh!
What?
It's like this, but...
Is it okay?
You were about six feet tall!
Hifumiyo!
It's old-fashioned!
Who are you?
Tell me your name!
You are...
Poko-nyan?
It's not the time of Poko-nyan...
No, wait a minute.
You are Poko-nyan.
Who are you?
Nyan-poko?
There are times when I say "nyan-poko", but...
From "nyan-poko"...
Oh, no! I've been looking for you!
Hello?
You've changed your way of talking. It's been a while, hasn't it?
How is it? Are you still living in Shinsaibashi? Hello?
I remember going there! It was so much fun!
It was fun going to Universal Studios, wasn't it?
- Mr. Kimtaku... - Don't make me do it!
- Please do it again next time! - I've never done it again.
- First of all, please put it down. - What's your relationship with Mr. Kimtaku?
- We don't have a relationship, but we like each other... - You ignored my greeting!
That's the story of the novel, isn't it?
- Please don't involve me in that! - Wait a minute!
- I won't use you in that situation! - Wait a minute!
- I really don't have anything to do with you! - Please wait a minute!
Who is that?!
I really think we have a relationship where we go on location and watch live performances together many times.
- Yes. - We copy each other's Instagram posts and comments.
- I see... - I feel like you'll say it's funny, so please don't involve me in this.
Please put it down.
Either one of you!
What is this?!
I brought this suit from home!
I brought this suit for manzai!
- You're good at making jokes! - Oh, yes!
- Hey, let me hear you! - What are you talking about?
- Let me hear you! - You want me to do it, don't you?
You want me to do it, don't you?!
- Let me hear you! - No way...
- That's not how you do it... - I want you to do it!
- Hey, hey, all right, let's do it! - No, that's not how you do it...
- No one remembers it! - There's another one, a major one. It's more like an indie song.
- What does "subuta" mean? - No...
- Hey, hey, all right, boom boom... - No...
- Hey, hey, all right, baby! What does "subuta" mean, boom boom?!
- No one knows about it!
- It was popular only about 200 meters away during the base shift.
- What does "subuta" mean, boom boom?!
- Don't ask me about it!
- I don't know why it came out of nowhere.
- You want to eat "subuta", don't you?!
- I do! I want to eat "subuta"!
- Why are you laughing?!
- Hey, hey, all right, baby, boom boom...
- No, no...
- Hey, hey, all right, baby, what does "subuta" mean, boom boom?!
- What does "subuta" mean, boom boom?!
- What does it mean?!
- Don't ask me about it! It doesn't mean anything!
- How many people did you ask?!
- I really asked you, but I'm not saying it.
- It's a word that comes out when you're excited.
- The words after that are just my own flow of speech.
- I'm just saying it because it doesn't mean anything.
- Then what should we do?!
- What should we do?!
- Should we ask for three people?!
- No, no...
- You can't ask for one person!
- Three people?!
- Three people can't eat "subuta"!
- That's too much!
- You can't ask for one person!
- With a big plate?!
- No, no...
- It's too much!
- You can't say "too much" like that!
- With a small plate?!
- That's not enough!
- You can say "subuta" with a normal plate!
- With a normal plate?!
- On the way...
- What is this for?!
- A plate?!
- What is this training for?!
- Whose...
- Whose "subuta" is this?!
- Is this my training?!
- Is it a plate?!
- Try eating a plate!
- Why do I have to eat a plate?!
- Try eating a plate of "subuta" that you can ask for three people!
- This much?!
- A plate...
- This much?!
- No, you can say "plate" a lot.
- You can say "plate" a lot.
- Where do you put what kind of ingredients?!
How much time do we have?!
Put some meat around here and cabbage...
- Now we are... - Hey!
- 120kg! - Hey!
- You say "120kg" a lot. - Yes.
- 12 adult men who weigh 10kg... - Hey, I'm a dog!
- 12 people... - You're a dog!
- You're a dog! At least say you're a dog! - I'm on a diet!
I was on a diet!
I was on a diet for a while.
I was on a diet for a while and lost 30kg.
But I lost 90kg.
- Can you teach me a good diet? - Yes, please.
- It's called "heart rate diet". - Hey, don't say that!
You put out your heart rate and go out.
- And you'll get caught. - You have to run.
- You'll get caught before you lose weight.
- I have another diet. - Yes, please.
I have a diet where you put butter on your anus and lick it.
- You have to run away from your anus. - Yes.
- There's no anus in Reiwa. - It's Showa era now.
No, it's not! It's out of fashion in Showa era!
- Please say it again. - I have another diet.
What is it?
It's been a while since I saw your stupid face.
- You look stupid and scary. - I have a diet.
- You don't smile and you have a low voice. - I have a small voice.
- You have a big voice. - I always impersonate you.
Hey, Kenta! The impersonation show is over.
I met you on Fuji TV and greeted you.
- You gave me back my diet. - That's not true!
Good morning.
- There's something like that. - Your reproduction is weak.
Your reproduction was weak just now.
If you're that ugly, you don't have to reproduce yourself, do you?
If you look closely at my impersonation and hairstyle, I have the same diet as Natsuki Yutaka.
You're just dieting.
You're just dieting for what you want to say.
Right? Right?
Natsuki Yutaka is not a turtle.
Do you know that now?
On YouTube, Natsuki Yutaka's hairstyle.
It was a prank back in the day. Back when I was red-haired.
It's an old format, isn't it?
From #1 to #2.
Your birthday is the same as a celebrity's?
That's right.
Who is it?
I was born on July 5th, the 3rd largest birthday in the world.
Who is the first one?
The first one is...
Shouhei Otani.
Is that so?
That means...
Since it's Shouhei Otani...
It's July 5th!
That's right, July 5th.
July 5th.
You know who else is famous, don't you?
Of course I do!
He's the 3rd largest in the world.
Are you listening to me?
Shouhei Otani...
And you...
And...
Do you know who else is famous?
Do you know?
Who is it?
Hiroshi Sasaki!
How is that 3rd largest?
You think you're weak, don't you?
I'm the one who's weak right now!
Kensuke Sasaki!
Why do you keep saying that?
Kensuke Sasaki!
Do you know who's the husband of Hokuto?
Of course I do!
Why do you keep saying that on July 5th?
You're a bit of a pro-wrestler.
You're weak!
Is Riki Choshu weak, too?
Why do you keep saying that?
Is Riki Mijishu weak, too?
Can you change Riki Choshu's name?
If you change Riki Choshu's name, you'll never understand.
Shouhei Otani.
It's me, right?
I'm Paul Smith.
Paul Smith!
He's famous, isn't he?
I don't want you to say that!
I'm sure you'll laugh more!
You're going to change Paul's name, aren't you?
You're Choshu, aren't you?
You're going to change his name!
Riki Choshu keeps saying that.
You're going to change his name!
He keeps saying that.
What do you want me to do?
Why are you all looking at me like that?
It's over. It's over for you.
You're going home again.
I'm not saying anything super aggressive.
What I'm saying is a peaceful story of "Ohtani Shouhei, me, Paul Smith, and Ahaha."
Why did it turn out like this?
Paul-chan!
Paul-chan...
Paul... Paul Smith...
Paul-chan...
Paul Smith...
Paul Hiroshi...
Hiroshi Paul...
It's not Bebop.
Bebop...
What were you all trying to do?
Are you arrogant?
There's been a lot of things like that before.
Can you stop it?
Thank you.
Why?!
Why is this?!
You're trying to sell it as a format, aren't you?
Hey, stop it.
Stop it.
Come on.
Don't come this way!
What's with you?!
Don't come this way!
What's with you?
Mr. Goguro?
What's with you all the time?!
What's with you, Mr. Goguro?!
What is up with this environment?!
Is this a dream story?!
This is a great environment, isn't it?
What is solidified in dry ice?
Be my baby!
That's right! Be my baby! Be my baby! Be my baby! Be my baby!
Is this enough for you? Is this enough for you?
What is up with this?
If you're going to do it with two people, which one do you want to do?
With my sister.
I'll kill you!
Be my baby! Be my baby! Be my baby! Be my baby!
- That was awesome. - Yeah.
- Today... - How was it? It was awesome, right?
It was fun, but I don't think YouTube is like this.
- It's because of you that the views don't go up. - Yeah.
- What?! - Don't be stupid!
If the views don't go up, I'll delete it.
- I'll call you back and delete it. - You're crazy!
- Why do you have to delete it first? - What are you talking about?
- If you delete it first, I'll delete it first. - You're good at this.
- You're amazing.
- You're good at this. - I really thought you'd say that.
- I wanted you to say that. - You said it a few times.
- You said it a few times.
- Well, walk home safe. - What is this?!